Fitzapotomus

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
-Patrick Star


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thenorthpohl:

Truly proud of my country.

thenorthpohl:

Truly proud of my country.

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oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.


Or you know, every day…

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

Or you know, every day…

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via lostunconcious)

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

(via cleverestgirl)

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(Source: beau-bennetts, via tuukkasass)

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fowllanguagecomics:

Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.

fowllanguagecomics:

Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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someonessoulmate:

Boychuck doesn’t mess around.
This is one of my fave gifs.

someonessoulmate:

Boychuck doesn’t mess around.

This is one of my fave gifs.

(Source: ninjablacksox, via believe-in-boston-bruins)

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pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

Especially bad coffee

(via lostunconcious)

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